What would I be arrested for?

[Lupe]

New game. Here it is, the question is: If you saw me sitting in the back of a police car, what would you suspect I was arrested for?

Give your answer for the person above you, then it's your turn to be in the back of the police car. :eyebrow:

[Dorella Allerod]

writing your simm while driving :D

[Corona]

Dorella I say you running over somebody who messed with your grandkid or kid lmao!

[Dorella Allerod]

Heehee! ROFL

I say you be arrested for talking on phone while driving and rear ending a police car. ptttt

[Lupe]

"pausing" at a four way stop. lol

[MrJohnson]

Assaulting someone with pepper-spray, but arguing that it was only "set to stun"

[Dorella Allerod]

Jay walking :what:

[jopem]

Claiming all your RPG characters as "dependents" on your tax return.

[Kaziarl]

Whatever it was you did to that one guy's marmoset for however many jelly filled chinchilla's

[AlPrunty]

Kaziral would have illegal undocumented exotic pets in his possession.

[Naomi Tsenzori]

Alprunty would have just committed armed robbery ^-^

[Escrimador]

Defrauding an innkeeper ( Not paying the bill.)

[AlPrunty]

Defrauding an innkeeper ( Not paying the bill.)

Rolling a pimp

[Tezal]

Having an Avatar that impersonates Mario Lopez :P

[Escrimador]

Christmas shopping in june.

[Ressi]

Never Christmas shopping for me.

[Dorella Allerod]

For no one wanting to know such!

[Ressi]

Also for not buying me a Christmas present... I'm sensing a theme here.

[Linette Geraud]

For dancing amongst the pretty tinsel.

[Escrimador]

For not keeping your mind in the present sence. ( This is not the present you are looking for padawan. )

[Ressi]

For not delivering me the USS Wisconsin for Operation Sudan Pirate Hunt. With such a cunning name no one will ever know what we're going off to do.

[Lupe]

for not getting a Letter of Marque and Reprisal to hunt pirates from the US Congress, so therefore were charged as a pirate.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque#21st-century_American_renewal_of_Letters_of_Marque You need to get a Letter of Marque and Reprisal)

[Dorella Allerod]

For me not being in the loop.

[Ressi]

For not getting me my letter of marque and reprisal and thus turning your husband to a life of piracy.

[Linette Geraud]

For not looking in your mailbox and chasing away the messenger delivering said marque.

[Stradivarius]

Arrested for hijacking (specifically the hijacking of this thread to make it into another "Ban the person above you" thread).

[Ressi]

For being a party pooper.

[Valentine]

Gross indecency
(being seen 'in the pink' in public)

[Ressi]

For being a hater, of course.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MX1s6DY2duk/TMJFfoPPiWI/AAAAAAAAAUU/lSDMzaHsCs8/s1600/haters-gonna-hate01.jpg

:)

[Stradivarius]

For impinging upon the free speech of Haters.

[Ressi]

Animal Cruelty... where's my present?

[Linette Geraud]

Flying while under the influence of catnip.

[Ressi]

Cat baiting, I want pancakes.

[Escrimador]

Attempting to gain pancakes under false pretences. ( Besides, she made you the pancakes. I ate them because I got hungry while bringing them to you on my bicycle, So I had to go back and get more of them. You don't like blueberry pancakes do you ? They were yummy. )

[Ressi]

Thievery for stealing my pancakes. I lurve blueberry pancakes. I wish to press charges.

:D

[Linette Geraud]

For stealing all the Strawberry Nestles Quik!

[Ressi]

Accessory to grand theft pancake.

[Escrimador]

Possesion of a controlled pancake substence and waffleing in the first degree. and to top it all off Battering in the first degree.:fireworks:

[Lupe]

sexual assault of a Superior Officer. ;)

[Ressi]

It's not assault if you enjoy it.

Pre-meditated murder after euthanizing said cat girl. :D

[Lupe]

piracy

[Valentine]

Privateering

[Ressi]

Buccaneering

[Escrimador]

Conduct unbecoming an officer and sterotyping. ( Trying to lure said catgirl to your quarters with catnip and just because I spend time at pirates of the caribbean online does not make make me a buccaeer ! HMPH !!!! )

[Ressi]

Insanity, stemming from the use of the twinkie defense.

[Linette Geraud]

Harrassment of said Catgirl and not letting her have twinkies anymore. :)

[Dorella Allerod]

For destruction of twinkies!!!

[Ressi]

Enslaving the twinkies for purposes of nom nom nom.

[Valentine]

shedding. (littering), and disturbing the peace.. (caterwauling)

[Ressi]

Stealing Christmas as it competes with Valentine's Day.

[Valentine]

Ruining Easter by eating the Easter Rabbit

[Ressi]

Hunting easter bunnies out of season.

[Linette Geraud]

Hunting an endangered bunny species.

[Ressi]

Animal smuggling... really, you should have left those capuchin's in the jungle where they belong.

[Escrimador]

Animal punning without a license. :)

[Ressi]

Jaywalking during my standup comedy act.

[Escrimador]

Impersonating a Vulcan during a comedy act.

[Ressi]

Impersonating a member of the clergy of the church of england.

[Escrimador]

For not believing that I AM a member of the clergy of the church of england.

[Ressi]

For appearing before the House of Commons in a full suit of plate armor.

Yes, that's still illegal.

[Valentine]

Attempted and pre-mediated Dying (presumably pink) in the houses of Parliament.. which is also illegal.

[Ressi]

For failing to sound your car horn on entering the city limits of Lawrence, KS and thus warn the horses that you are coming.

Yes, that law is STILL on the books.

[Linette Geraud]

Driving a camel on the highway (actual law in Nevada)

[Ressi]

Hunting rabbits from a motorboat.

Another real KS law.

[Linette Geraud]

Taking a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

Real Law in Wyoming

[Ressi]

Picketing a funeral.

Real law in KS... known as the Fred Phelps Law.

[Linette Geraud]

Illegally raising or permitting a dandelion to grow within the city limits.

(Actual law in Logan,Colorado)

[Ressi]

Driving your camel on the highway, which is illegal in Nevada.

[Escrimador]

Operating a motorcar without a flagman with a red flag an eighth of a mile ahead of the vehicle so you don't scare the horses. ( An outdated law still on the books in maine. )

[Ressi]

Not wearing a mask while walking the streets of Elko, NV.

[Escrimador]

Impersonating a luchador in public.

[Ressi]

For making an offensive gesture at the passing state motorcade in Zimbabwe... which is a criminal offense.

[Linette Geraud]

For annoying squirrels in Topeka, Kansas

[Ressi]

Is that a real one? I've totally done that!

Inciting the Arkansas River to rise above the Main Street Bridge in Little Rock, AR... which it is legally prevented from doing.

[Valentine]

Operating a massage parlour in Hornytown North Carolina (illegal!)

[Ressi]

Beating your wife more than once in a month in Arkansas. (Real state law, legal to do so long as not more than once a month)

[Kaziarl]

Beating a swede in denmark when the Öresund sea is not frozen over. (Very old and forgotten law in denmark, when the Öresund sea freezes over and you see a swede crossing towards denmark you can beat them with sticks)

[Ressi]

Dude... I would totally do that.

Wrestling a bear in the state of Alabama, which is illegal.

[Valentine]

getting a moose drunk in fairbanks alaska! likewise a genuine law

[Ressi]

Driving cows down the roadway between the hours of 10 am and 7 pm in the UK without the approval of the Commissioner of Police.

[Linette Geraud]

For singing the alphabet on the local streets at night. (Another one listed for Topeka, Kansas)

[Ressi]

Placing a bench in the middle of a street in Reno, NV.

[Valentine]

shooting a scotsman in York (without it being midday and not using a bow and arrow..)

[Ressi]

Whale fishing in Nebraska, which is illegal.

[Linette Geraud]

Encouraging a Chicken to lay an egg before 8:00 a.m. and not having it quit by 4:00 p.m.
(Virgina law against that.)

[Ressi]

Whale fishing in Oklahoma, it's also illegal there.

[Valentine]

Falsely accusing someone in Kentucky of being anything but sober when they can in fact "still hold onto the ground."

(by law they are sober as long as they can)

[Ressi]

Laying down and falling asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota, which is illegal.

[Linette Geraud]

Honking your car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM in Little Rock, Arkansas

[Ressi]

Waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking it's photograph.

Which is illegal in Alaska.

[Escrimador]

For shaving a bear bare while sleeping. Which is also Illeagal and just plain wrong.

[Ressi]

Feeding alcoholic beverages to a Moose. Which is illegal in Fairbanks, AK.

[Valentine]

speaking english in chicago, one must speak base 'american' instead
(presumably involves chewing more gum and wanoton cruelty to prepositions)

[Tezal]

For feeding the animals at the Zoo!

[Ressi]

For firing upon only two indians walking down the street in Spearfish, SD. There have to be three of them before they are considered a war party thus making it legal to fire upon them.

[Valentine]

kissing somone for longer than five minutes in Iowa! (salacious cad)

[Ressi]

Putting up a billboard in Hawaii, which is illegal.

[Linette Geraud]

Driving a car blindfolded in Alabama

[Ressi]

Wearing a hat while dancing, which is illegal in Fargo, ND.

[Linette Geraud]

Cooking saurkraut and cabbage, in West Virginia

[Ressi]

Serving beer and pretzels at the same time in North Dakota.

[Linette Geraud]

Imitating a pink flamingo on a lawn in Florida.

[Ressi]

Fishing from a camel's back in Idaho.

[Linette Geraud]

Getting a fish drunk in Ohio.

[Tezal]

Owning a Bathtub with Lion shaped paw feet, in Kansas City Missouri! which really is illegal!

[Ressi]

Getting your sweetheart a box of chocolate in Idaho that is LESS than 50 pounds in weight.

[Tezal]

Wearing nothing but melted chocolate running through Boise Idaho!

[Linette Geraud]

Selling Cabbage on a Sunday in New Jersey.

[Ressi]

Hunting rabbits from a motor boat in KS.

[Escrimador]

For capturing rainwater in a barrel. In colorado it is Illegal to use any device to capture rain that has already been legally alloted to the state. ( Passed in 2009 )

[Ressi]

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits of Chico, CA when you know you can't pay the $500 fine that results from that action.

[Linette Geraud]

For allowing Cats and dogs to fight in Berber North Carolina

[Valentine]

Flushing the toilet in Switzerland after 10pm

[Tezal]

Thats illegal?

[Valentine]

allegedly.. presumably in the same ways al these other laws are though...

[Ressi]

Eating more than three sandwiches at a wake in Massachusetts... pig.

:D

[Linette Geraud]

Allowing a rabbit to race down the street in North Carolina.

[Ressi]

Giving beer to hospital patients in Massachusetts... the cheek, the absolute cheek.

[Linette Geraud]

Riding a merry go round on a Sunday in Idaho

[Ressi]

Making Limburger Cheese in Wisconsin without a Master Cheesemaker's License.

[Valentine]

taking a lion to the movies in Baltimore!

[Ressi]

Whispering in Church in Rehoboth Beach, DE. I've seen the full text, I know this one is real.

[Valentine]

die-ing in France without first buying a cemetery plot.

[Ressi]

Relieving yourself while looking up in New Hampshire on a Sunday.

[Linette Geraud]

Allowing your dog to sleep in the bathtub in Brooklyn

[Ressi]

Not owning a boat in Hawaii.

[Vince]

Not owning a boat in Hawaii.

Spray-painting said police car pink, lol.

[Ressi]

Selling alcohol on a Sunday in Kansas.

[Lupe]

shooting open a can of beans in Texas.

[Ressi]

Committing a misdemeanor in Arizona while wearing a red mask, which makes the crime a felony.

[Linette Geraud]

For going to IHOP and holding the cooks hostage until enough pancakes were made to make you a castle.

[Ressi]

Checking into a hotel under an assumed name in New Hampshire

[CassandraSanders]

Throwing a sunday in the server's face cause they broke your "man law" about nuts.

[Ressi]

Hunting whales in Utah.

[CassandraSanders]

Shooting a rabbit from a motorboat here in Kansas.

[Ressi]

Not paying royalties on the music that you play for your fares in your cab in Finland.

[CassandraSanders]

Singing in a public place dressed in a swimsuit

[Valentine]

wearing “hot pink pants” after 12 noon on a Sunday in Victoria Australia.

[Ressi]

Taking a picture of a rabbit in Wyoming between January and April without an official permit.

[toreQ]

Punching one my ex-housemates out if she ever comes harassing me at my place again.... *seriously* (already had call cops on her once)

--

Not so seriously... Probably walking down a wrong road and accidentally crossing private property.

[Ressi]

Singing in the shower in Pennsylvania.

[toreQ]

Bringing a cat into my appartment

[Linette Geraud]

riding a skateboard in the policestation in Florida

[Ressi]

Opening an umbrella on an Alabaman street as this might spook horses.

[Valentine]

flagging down a taxi in london while you have the plague

[Ressi]

Carrying a concealed slingshot in Haines, AK without the proper permit.

[toreQ]

Cheering for anything other than Steelers in a local bar (someone did that once, not arrested but he ran quickly)

[Lupe]

riding a steer on the city street in Abilene.

[Ressi]

Riding your horse up the court house stairs in Prescott, AZ.

[Valentine]

not turning left at Albuquerque .. doc :P

[Linette Geraud]

Forgetting to use a carrot when giving directions to Albequerque. *lol*

[Valentine]

brushing your teeth more than twice in a day in Russia

[Linette Geraud]

For taking all the dental floss from the store.

[Valentine]

For using said floss to make underwear in vegas

[Ressi]

Honking your horn at a sandwich shop in Little Rock, AR after 9 pm.

[Linette Geraud]

For stealng my perfect grill cheese sandwiches. I know you did it, Ressi. *giggles*

[Ressi]

Operating a bath house in California.

[Linette Geraud]

Stealing all of the lollipops from the Lollipop trees in Munchkinland.

[Ressi]

Riding a horse while intoxicated in Colorado.

[Linette Geraud]

Pilfering blackberries from the neighbor's berry patch.

[Valentine]

walking backwards after sunset in Devon Connecticut

[Graywulf]

for being seen in that outfit

[Ressi]

Displaying Christmas lights in Guilford, CN in any color other than white.

[Valentine]

Kissing your wife on Sunday in Hartford, CN.. you bad kitty

[Linette Geraud]

Throwing confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. in Borger,Texas

[Valentine]

lifting your skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle in Michigan